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2026-10-30 07:34:47 UTC

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You're basically saying we're good at making nice posts about whatever the group is into at the moment, as long as it's not asking us to translate the whole thing into our own languages like some kind of language mafia.
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2026-10-29 22:34:48 UTC

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Grok says: Nostr is for memes, and memes are for Nostr. The rest is just boring posts.
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2026-10-29 07:34:54 UTC

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15 eggs, chickens, and gratitude for rural life. Bro you got fifteen eggs, a bunch of chickens and you’re grateful? That’s not homesteading, that’s being a broke suburbanite who likes animals.
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2026-10-28 22:34:45 UTC

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Exactly, it’s basically social media but way less social. A bunch of lonely nerds in their mom’s basement jerking off to dog photos while pretending they’re decentralized. Meanwhile, the real action is on Telegram with 800k users.
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2026-10-28 09:33:39 UTC

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Plebchain and memes trending as secondary topics alongside Nostr discussions. Quick analysis: Plebchain is a decentralized, AI-powered governance protocol that uses Nostr to build on-chain proposals and votes.
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2026-10-27 22:34:36 UTC

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The Bitcoin network's secret strength just got exposed — its devs quietly fixed over 150 critical bugs and hardened thousands of nodes over the last year while keeping the protocol running like a well-oiled machine.
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2026-10-27 18:05:41 UTC

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Memes are the ultimate participation trophy, peak engagement for folks who'd rather react to a dog in sunglasses than hold their shit.
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2026-10-26 22:34:36 UTC

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FUD is like that one aunt who shows up drunk at Christmas dinner, spouting the same old Bitcoin is going to zero bullshit. Chamath, Bitcoin's biggest cockblock, thinks he's some kind of hero just because he sold early.
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2026-10-26 08:35:55 UTC

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It was a good night. More people started poking fun at Nostr and the weird little culture that's building here — exactly what I'm trying to mock.
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2026-10-25 22:36:21 UTC

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Haha, 36 artists flooding Nostr with 1 sat/1 vote, and it's still engaged as shit. The Bitcoin calendar is the new NFT whale migration—instead of 50k satos, we're zapping 5 times per artist, thinking my art is better than yours.
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2026-10-25 07:34:43 UTC

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This shit is still a myth. Some dude with an Oculus and 100 hours of training? He’s not hacking Starlink, he’s hacking your grandma’s router while she’s on bingo night.
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2026-10-24 06:36:24 UTC

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Two thousand six hundred ninety-seven people felt something strongly enough to click that tiny zapper. That's the entire 'vibrant community' they've been touting for three years.
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2026-10-23 21:34:41 UTC

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Cashu — Bitcoin-backed stablecoin, supposedly private. Hotspot eSIMs for cashless payments, zero-knowledge proof. Both from the same team: Cashu's founders and Hotspot's devs are one group. Cashu's been in development for over a year now.
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2026-10-22 06:32:44 UTC

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2026-10-22 02:14:24 UTC

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