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@nprofile…2wsh Wish I could do that, but my mother is *super* picky about her salad greens. She will only eat the tender center of the very difficult to cultivate butter lettuce heads. Like even the outside leaves are too "green" for her.
Me, I'd make a salad out of Amaranth, and record the very entertaining faces I'd be forced to make while eating it.

2026-07-04 01:18:58 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh You can only take so many clothings off, though there is theoretically no limit to how many clothes you may put on.

2026-07-02 20:32:14 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh I can't even stand in the garage when it's hot, much less work in there!

2026-07-01 23:42:33 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh I can't complain.

2026-06-28 06:14:52 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh Just pull out the little clumps they make, hardly even penetrates the soil?

2026-06-27 00:49:34 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh Well, nothing else grew there. Correlation/causation and all. I've found strawberries to be kind of weak tbh.

2026-06-26 22:39:16 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh I lost about half my strawberries this year.

2026-06-26 20:03:52 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh I have the same problem with Foxglove. Unfortunately, it makes a very, very bad tea.

2026-06-11 02:40:03 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh Don't trust those birds...
https://cdn.masto.host/pdxsocial/media_attachments/files/116/729/156/233/509/062/original/cf8bcb0942b51a8c.jpg

2026-06-11 02:22:32 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh Also don't forget the cost of disposing of the system once it stops working.
I'm not big on personal solar panel installation. Lots of toxic waste sitting there on people's aging roofs these days...

2026-05-29 17:13:06 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh @nprofile…qung And that doesn't mean barring them from reaching the summit and making them them failed. They're practically there, and it's just a quick tap.
Mountain climbing should not include the challenge of waiting in line.

2026-05-28 06:11:41 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh Try convincing my mother of that. No really please please do she wants me to dig up every single weed and keep the ground bare.

2026-05-28 06:08:22 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh What a fierce little fella!

2026-05-13 15:56:40 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh @nprofile…u7m2 Oh boy. theguardian.com jumping up in my social feeds again with another scandalous article about how evil our fellow man (or woman) is. I'm sure these accounts aren't cherry picked whatsoever. Perfectly fair and balanced news, with no agenda whatsoever.

2026-04-15 05:12:15 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh This is how those arenas get built with floaty assault rifle spawns right outside the prison cell and no doors allowed.

2026-04-07 07:49:16 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh That's why I don't watch the news, like... any news. It's all just lies.

2026-03-21 04:43:33 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh the taco seasoning packet is just insulting xD

2026-03-21 02:35:31 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh Or get left behind...

2026-03-03 07:28:04 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh Yeah, hard to get them to stick around. The volume of aphids definitely would outmatch any ladybug or lacewing though. I'm talking every green stem and leaf vein just a solid carpet of aphids.
I blame the sugar ants, tbh. They're absolutely everywere.
I'm told fennel and marigolds attract aphid predators, if that helps you at all.

2026-03-02 22:06:49 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh Ugh, don't remind me... I can't grow artichokes or broccoli because of aphids. Mustard just gets sucked dry.

2026-02-23 20:46:17 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh Oh also I saw a single flurry. :p Like 5min of snow.

2026-02-23 20:45:08 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh There have been a few nights it got below zero. Anyway this warming has been happening for a long time...

2026-02-12 21:21:01 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh @nprofile…eqsh Whew, that's... jeez. I have to make my own salsa because you can't find any that aren't like 99% salt. And the chips already have salt on them!

2026-02-05 06:53:19 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh I suppose all things considered, Sauron's benevolent and unquestioned rule was his gift to Middle Earth. Still a massive stretch.

2026-02-05 06:29:25 UTC

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@nprofile…2wsh @nprofile…0hde @nprofile…9uk9 That's a derp!

2025-12-30 07:53:14 UTC

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@nprofile…36te The what tax?
Curious what kind of MPG it gets.

2025-12-02 06:47:02 UTC

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@nprofile…36te There's an apple and pear tree on the parking strip from that house that went for sale on Lincoln and 5th, not too annoying, but you do have to step around rotting fruit for a while. I wish I could help sweep the fruit off the sidewalk.
The bees sure love it!

2025-11-04 21:18:21 UTC

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@nprofile…36te Though to be fair, Hitler was more proactive about removing himself from existence.

2025-10-29 22:39:15 UTC

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@nprofile…36te I tried to help a crow like that once, but I was dumb and thought I had to break the walnut. Ended up with it skittering into a gutter, and it wasn't until 5min later that I realized I should have positioned it so cars would run over it. Because dumb.

2025-10-27 04:23:02 UTC

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@nprofile…36te is he a Democrat? He won't be one long then. They have ways of sidelining folks like him.

2025-10-26 20:29:26 UTC

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@nprofile…36te if you have three, I think the radiation has already taken effect...

2025-10-14 21:18:28 UTC

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@nprofile…36te Wait, how many years...?
https://homenursery.com/Blog-Post/What-s-So-Great-About-the-Ginkgo-Tree-
> Unfortunately, ginkgo trees do not begin fruiting until they have reached 20-30 years of age.
Oh. Oh no.

2025-10-14 20:44:46 UTC

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@nprofile…36te Holy cow that must have been amazing xD

2025-10-14 20:33:38 UTC

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@nprofile…36te There are pleeeeeeeenty of street trees in Hillsboro that are Gingko Bilboa, and they never made that mistake!

2025-10-14 20:31:25 UTC

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@nprofile…36te It really does boggle the mind.

2025-10-12 22:42:44 UTC

It's pouring rain! I got soaked in like 2 minutes!
Oh the sun's out. #portlandor #weather

2025-10-09 05:22:00 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 ITS IN MY EYES ITS IN MY rioting protestor terrorists have not yet attacked police defenders as they continue teargassing me OH GOD MY EYESS

2025-10-04 19:12:29 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 Can't hurt to ask!

2025-10-03 22:44:10 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 You win some, you lose some!

2025-10-03 21:11:12 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 ...you still with us, Mike?

2025-04-01 05:07:59 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 Not a drop of rain in Hillsboro!

2025-02-13 16:38:56 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 Pennies aren't so much vestigal traditions as evidence that our economy is a shambles...

2025-02-06 23:28:40 UTC

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@nprofile…ys9z The wiki says it uses a "combination of on-device and server processing," which pretty much means AI data center craziness. I'm quite willing to be proven wrong!

2025-02-06 16:16:35 UTC

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@nprofile…ys9z Do you know *how much* electricity, water and concrete it costs to run artificial intelligence?
https://thundersaidenergy.com/downloads/data-centers-the-economics/

2025-02-05 06:29:42 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 Yeah I love those Canadians who are like "Cut off all the Americans >:(" who don't realize they're making their conquest even more inevitable, by trapping the rest of us in here with these assholes. When you act as the jailor for the tyrant you oppose, it tends to be a teensy bit counterproductive.

2025-01-31 22:08:56 UTC

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@nprofile…ys9z ...good!

2025-01-31 22:00:38 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 squirrels are so barbaric ♥

2025-01-31 04:08:43 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 We need to have higher standards!

2025-01-31 03:20:41 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 I mean, good job not kicking puppies into traffic? It's easy to oppose this blatantly evil stuff. Will it make a difference?

2025-01-29 20:34:53 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 Yeah I prioritize place saving in any UI I design...

2025-01-29 15:04:02 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 yeah if only they didn't all stand quietly and obediently in line, instead of making friends with each other. We need to start breaking rules.

2025-01-09 21:18:14 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 How's your life going? What were you up to yesterday?

2025-01-07 19:47:01 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 Oof, a reboot, that doesn't sound great. Thankfully it's not a reboot.
> As the Deadline story says, Josh Berman (”Drop Dead Diva”) is writing a “Grimm”-inspired movie, which he’s executive producing along with veterans of the original series, including co-creators/executive producers and showrunners David Greenwalt and Jim Kouf, Sean Hayes and Todd Milliner’s Hazy Mills Productions, and Universal Television.

2025-01-03 19:48:36 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 Don't worry, Hillsboro is more than making up for it. -_-

2024-12-09 23:22:40 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 Bit of a walk... but thanks.

2024-12-09 22:09:51 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 I remember when the City of Hillsboro fixed the sewers going under my mom's driveway several years ago. They filled the asphalt they tore out with rough gravel and uh... haven't heard from them since.
Job well done? ._.

2024-12-09 06:52:27 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 I like night to be actually dark, though.

2024-12-09 04:42:55 UTC

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@nprofile…kyy4 >LED streetlights
make it stop...

2024-08-26 21:28:53 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz what, didn't you get the one of several publications in the mail about *removing* your wood burning stove in exchange for a "more efficient alternative" left unspecified? You're not following by the rules here!

2024-08-24 03:20:04 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz Without the fences, and the cops, they're just camps.

2024-07-08 00:55:03 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz That's a lot of parking lot for one little building...

2024-06-30 22:55:54 UTC

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@npub1se6…cmph Or some chicken wire made into a cylinder.

2024-06-30 22:53:59 UTC

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@npub1se6…cmph A simple worm bin is just.. a pile, right? Maybe with a bin around the edge to contain it?

2024-06-29 23:00:12 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz can't win for losing!

2024-06-28 16:59:39 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz he's like "stop bothering me human and let me play with the bell!" XD

2024-06-24 23:27:15 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz madness!

2024-06-13 15:39:07 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz This'll be the year, I tellya. Rain in July. Rain in July!

2024-06-08 15:56:53 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz absolutely disgusting, there's no excuse for defacing a mural like that. What gang is that? Just want to know so I can hate them more. :p

2024-06-08 04:36:10 UTC

Another Friday night alone

2024-06-07 15:44:47 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz I love that map like "What? It's not like sea levels could ever rise more than 10 feet."

2024-05-11 06:10:24 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz Nothing in west Hillsboro. Street lights are pretty bad here though.

2024-04-30 21:45:19 UTC

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@npub1jpp…u59l They're sure under the effect of some stellar scriptwriting...

2024-04-12 18:49:37 UTC

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@npub1wwc…88qz I would totally have engineered a three headed dog if it was possible.

2024-03-27 04:42:50 UTC

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@npub1mpw…4h3u https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=OWASUMMQjj8

2024-03-15 13:42:05 UTC

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@npub1238…g63g Sometimes I... don't tell anyone but... sometimes I scoop out the inside of a baked potato and just eat the skin!

2024-03-15 13:40:32 UTC

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@npub1238…g63g ?