Tlapka🐾 :neocat_phone:

Tlap tlap! I'm Tlapka, a catgirl gamer from Tlapkov. These days I'm mostly just posting on fedi, but I am also a #VTuber that streams on #owncast.

I develop an Owncast bot called Tlapbot.

My streams are currently on hiatus, because being an office lady is tiring :neocat_cry:

model, rig, emotes, pfp: @bahi0u@mk.absturztau.be
#nobot + not the admin

#umamusume #arknights #atelier #FFXIV
#writing #czech

Last Notes

2026-09-28 08:49:47 UTC

úřadovna muni mi každý druhý den píše že mám vyřídit něco ve spisu ale k tomu spisu já vůbec nemám přístup tak nevim jak tam mám něco vyřizovat

2026-06-04 06:18:13 UTC

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@nprofile…0x09 is that different from recycled polyester which just looks plastic...

2026-04-13 21:20:23 UTC

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@nprofile…slvq you really couldnt get it back from being logged in somewhere OR from the recovery option?

2026-04-13 21:18:43 UTC

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@nprofile…slvq yes!

2026-04-13 20:53:52 UTC

learning the important new arknights features like sending the chibi on a walk mode
https://media.kawen.space/media/f5bcc7114a524348c87a3bd49135eb2c6a7f6e52990a756c21df1a61247bb5e5.png

2026-04-13 19:10:25 UTC

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@nprofile…slvq im sure saria would know that

2026-04-13 18:48:54 UTC

so when saria uses her calcification do we think the chemical formula is more like what bones are made of or is it more like just random limescale or something else entirely
it was a plot point that kristen and then later on saria again refined her technique as if it wasn't that she manifests a superstrong supersolid material but rather, she manifest a material that can be stronger when organized on like a crystal grid

2026-04-10 06:25:42 UTC

getting back into arknights is weird there's tons of new lore characters I don't know streamers have all retired and that one artist is now a drone fetish poster

2026-04-06 07:17:15 UTC

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@nprofile…slvq gm epsi

2026-04-05 22:16:36 UTC

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@nprofile…slvq eepy, i gotta gn..

2026-04-05 20:16:34 UTC

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@nprofile…slvq hi pepsi

2026-04-05 16:01:39 UTC

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@nprofile…y00g ... okay you're right, I suppose a lot of players don't ever interact with that part of the game at all
I just meant that we'd make an Exhibition > Room Match custom race room. Races from there just say "Trainer's cup" unless they're modeled after a G1. So um that's the weird wording.
I think I'm just gonna try it and see what happens so I'll probably announce my decided racecourse and distance and conditions in a better post sometime next week, with the room being created a few weeks afterwards.
I'm thinking of a better way to do "sign ups" but I might just ask people to send me their trainer IDs so that we can be mutuals and then they can fall into the "private slots" reserved for mutual followers. Then the rest of the spots can be publicly available to anyone that finds the room number on fedi.
The post was kinda vague because I didn't really have much of an idea of how I'd do it or if people think it's fun? I had a few people reply/react since so I think it's worth trying but also just the fact people don't know/don't care might make it a small event in the end.
I definitely want it to be a fun/casual event and not like tryhard pvp. at the same time I want to give people space to train their favourite uma for the right aptitude if she doesn't start out with it

2026-04-05 07:53:14 UTC

hi everyone

2026-04-03 20:53:20 UTC

how many active #umamusume players do we have on fedi would we have enough to fill an 18 spot player cup (thats 6 players for teams of 3 or 9 players for teams of 2 or... you get it)

2026-03-24 22:49:49 UTC

many people ask what the "TM" in "TM Opera O" stands for. the T is actually for Tlapka

2025-12-20 16:17:32 UTC

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@nprofile…tzx5 PAWMOT LETS GOOOOOOO

2025-10-16 06:12:00 UTC

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@nprofile…0rtm not getting fuku outfit will be so sad but I feel like I need to save carats for cards...

2025-10-03 08:57:24 UTC

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i will choose to believe its like. road roller