Otto Skorzeny, he was a Nazi commando and spy for the Abwehr, absolute mother fucker.
After the war he and other spies were tried. Donitz situation where British and American spies showed up to say "if that was a war crime then we're guilty too" and had the kikes fuming.
Otto got off with no jail time. Kikes tried to kill him, had to change addresses multiple times, no one will hire him from kike pressure, so he went to Argentina. After having to change addresses multiple times again, eventually some Mossad spook shows up at his house, breaks in in the dead of night and...
... has a gun pressed into his back. Otto calls him sloppy 🗿
Kike begs for his life. Otto says he wants a truce and says if he can get sizeable guarantees he will work for Mossad on condition he only goes after browns and commies and they leave him and his family alone.
Somehow this works.
Decades later he dies and both Mossad agents and a bunch of former Nazis attend the funeral. Former Nazis start sieg heiling him as the casket is lowered.
Fact is stranger than fiction.
Chaotic Good-ish Barbarian
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2026-09-10 15:53:40 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…y68x
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