Fuck. Dolly Parton is all over my Instagram feed. Her media machine has been bludgeoning me for DECADES. Hopefully this is it.
I remember as a teen every damn time she came on Johnny Carson I got pissed and changed it.
To my horror my wife put a song of hers in her car playlist. A couple years ago she yelled at me for always skipping 9 to 5 and I had to suffer through it!
She keeps lamenting that no one wants to go to Dollywood with her (the kids don't either). I'll take her to WDW again.
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