Leviticus Mathew on Nostr: If you know a skinny jeans wearing male, buy "him" a pocket knife for Christmas. I'm ...
If you know a skinny jeans wearing male, buy "him" a pocket knife for Christmas. I'm tired of being asked to help these yuppies. I try to cultivate a "Don't talk to me." vibe but apparently, according to my wife and the number of yuppie damsels that still talk to me, I come across as the "elusive and rare, capable and helpful masculine figure."
'Tis the season, so I'll help, but gfy.
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