My friend said, "See, America's always about being obnoxious and using as much gasoline as possible. But they (the admin) didn't go far enough. They FORGOT to shoot guns in the air and throw apple pies and hot dogs at the race cars."
(🤭)
2 of 2🧵
#USA
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2026-08-24 01:14:50 UTC
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