In an alternate universe, I hit the deer that materialized in front of my car last night at 80 mph and died.
In this universe, I braked, swerved onto the shoulder past the deer, started to spin, countersteered, got off the brake, got back on the road, and kept going.
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2026-05-22 23:43:50 UTC
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