You know those scam ads for "man-boosting formulas" which offer a "free sample, just text MAGICWORDS to some phone number?" Yeah, it's not like they check it. Text anything you want, it always responds with "just click this URL" which never changes. Maybe they track the magic word to measure the effectiveness of a particular ad placement.
So I text SUCKDICK or EATSHIT over and over and over and let them figure out what ad it was.
The "free sample" of course isn't.
The Turtle
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