wtf they rewrote bun in rust using an llm: https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/30412
only one month after we saw the claude sacrifice to the spaghetti monster from the leaked code of anthropic.
of course the testuite passes with sleep(1) fixes: https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/30412/commits/68a34bf8ed550ed69f4a0c18cff5ca9bd41d36ef
we need to open the strait of hormuz for strategic popcorn reserves...
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