Druid 🏴 on Nostr: Calm yourself down Zoe. You've only just found out PHP even existed. Go and talk to ...
Calm yourself down Zoe. You've only just found out PHP even existed. Go and talk to some people that know what they're doing.
Edit: It was Joe Tidy, the BBC's 'Cyber correspondent' in the banner photo that had never heard of PHP, not Zoe. Not that it makes this any better. 😂
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