It is April 1, 2028, and so-called "shitposters" are rounded up in dawn raids under new international laws banning the posting of absurd content.
Quoted outside one of the new sprawling detention camps, a spokesperson said "For too long these intellectual saboteurs have polluted the training data of our beloved AIs. When we purge their infoterrorism from the internet we will bring in a golden age of accurate and reliable AI!"
#microfiction #ai
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