Whenever people get a small animal like a fish, hamster, or bird, they always like to get that animal “a little friend” so it’s not all lonely in their enclosure.
Let me ask you this, if I just grabbed any human completely at random off the face of this earth and stuck that human in a little room with you, what’s the chance you would like that person? I, myself probably like about 2% of people if even that much.
Now…you’re a hamster and your owner brings you another hamster, but that hamster is a Scientologist whose life mission is to convert you. Good luck.
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