You order hot chocolate to match your cozy jammies vibe.
Two giggling sorority-types approach you.
"Are you... you know?" the blonder one giggles.
"Maybe?" you answer honestly. They snap a selfie, shove a party flier at you, and giggle back to their table.
Joan saunters over to them. "MrBeast boosted a meme of you," she reports back.
"Who's Mr. Beast?"
"No one knows. But you've been memed."
The barista returns. "My friend wants to meet you."
You get a text that just says, "Monsterdon."