I once tried one puff of my sister's marijuana-laced vape in my car, first time I tried smoking anything. I remembered some old weed meme about having to suck very very deep and hold the smoke in your lungs for as long as you can, which I tried with disastrous results.
I coughed, I coughed, I coughed until I couldn't inhale at all, and I started panicking because I was coughing too hard to breathe, I thought I was gonna suffocate right then and there, I couldn't see anything through my teary eyes, my face was boiling hot...