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asyncmind on Nostr: 🇦🇺 Nabby Mc’Nab & the Commonwealth of Theft $6.8 billion in profit. 2,500 ...

🇦🇺 Nabby Mc’Nab & the Commonwealth of Theft

$6.8 billion in profit. 2,500 jobs on the chopping block.

The great Australian bushranger never really disappeared, mate. He simply evolved.

Once upon a time, he wore an iron helmet, rode a horse and robbed banks.

Today, he wears a tailored suit, sits in a boardroom and calls the whole exercise economic efficiency.

The profits climb. The payroll shrinks. The shareholders celebrate. And the workers are told this is progress.

Ned Kelly robbed banks and ended up on the gallows.

The modern bushranger runs one and collects a performance bonus.

Somewhere along the way, Australia perfected the art of turning corporate prosperity into working-class insecurity.

And Parliament gets to debate whether it's all perfectly reasonable.

Same bloody country. Better business model.

Welcome to the Commonwealth of Theft. 😂

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