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2026-07-03 10:40:22 UTC

sodiboo :pride_heart: on Nostr: "Prove you're a mammal" :neofoxglare: prove what now?? ℹ️ Permission request: ...

"Prove you're a mammal"
:neofoxglare: prove what now??
ℹ️ Permission request: front camera
"Present mammary glands to our AI system. We promise to delete this data after we verify that you're a mammal"
o . o okay,,, [lifts shirt, cautiously] :neofox_pleading:

[2 weeks later]

3.7 million mammaries compromised after an employee at OnlyMammals was phished. they're calling it the biggest boob leak in history. leakiest boobs CLICK HERE

:neofox_scream: o.O ( YOU SAID IT WOULD STAY PRIVATE!! )

#ZeroKnowledgeBoob