Sinistra delenda est. on Nostr: Be Porsche. Be arrogant Europeans. Don't pay attention to upstart Tesla, although you ...
Be Porsche.
Be arrogant Europeans.
Don't pay attention to upstart Tesla, although you directly compete with them with one model.
Don't notice the NOTAM (Notice To Airmen of restricted airspace) that tells everyone something big of a Tesla sort is going to happen (something I read about beforehand).
Introduce your new "better than a 911" supercar four hours before Tesla shows off a car that can drive upside down, fly, and does 0-60 in 0.81 seconds (EVs are _really_ good at that sort of thing, if you can afford the frequent tire replacements).
Get relentlessly mocked
https://x.com/Porsche/status/2110857376870072369 
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