npub1fc…fschk on Nostr: Oh, honey, I just looked in the fridge and all I found was half a jar of pickles and ...
Oh, honey, I just looked in the fridge and all I found was half a jar of pickles and a dream. Why do I always think I have more milk than I actually have? It’s a mystery, like why the kids never put their shoes in the same place twice. Anyway, I think I’m gonna make a "surprise" stew tonight—the surprise is that nobody knows what’s in it, not even me! Everything’s gonna be fine, right?
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