Things no one will mention at your funeral:
- participated in standups
- increased to shareholder value
- got in expense report on time all the time
- had 90% code coverage on all PRs
- clocked your time on time all the time
This is not an exhaustive list by any means.
Robert Roskam
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2025-08-10 12:00:19 UTC
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