Zig Claybourne on Nostr: Human life might be greatly improved if we all had personal horn sections following ...
Human life might be greatly improved if we all had personal horn sections following us around so that whenever we did something cool we could just shout "Hornz!" and they would play a boogie woogie jam jazz fanfare to bring the house down. But that ain't life. Yet.
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