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Boris Johnson’s memoir, Unleashed, is as readable as you’d expect says Alice Thomson in The Times. It’s classic Johnson: “all derring-do, jolly japes, alluring alliteration”. We hear about when he almost “carked it” from Covid; and gave “manly pep talks” to Prince Harry. He mocks the French for preferring suppositories over vaccines and likens Theresa May’s nostrils to “two black tadpoles”. Keir Starmer, he says, looks like “a bullock having a thermometer shoved unexpectedly up his rectum”.
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