Cousin Vito on Nostr: Trying to build IKEA crap for the first time without my wife. Remembering why I kept ...
Trying to build IKEA crap for the first time without my wife. Remembering why I kept her around for so long.
Also cursing the autistic retards in Sweden that design this crap...
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