I didn't think the USA could fall any lower, but how the hell do you manage to make bacteria-infected SOAP? That's literally soap's ONE JOB.
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/what-to-buy/sales-shopping-news/a73746801/hand-soap-recall/
#shitpost #contamination #soap
Glen Malley
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