mhoye but seasonally spooky on Nostr: "It's not theft, your honour. In fact, no theft occurred. I am simply acquiring these ...

"It's not theft, your honour. In fact, no theft occurred. I am simply acquiring these resources for transformative use."

"Can you explain what you mean by transformative use, sir? We are here because you've been arrested for bank robbery."

"It's quite simple, your honor. I'm transforming myself from a poor person to a rich person."