why did you hurl yourself down a sand dune and rupture your spleen?
“all my friends were doing it”
if all your friends were jumping off a bridge…
“omg! i forgot! i’m meeting all my friends at Jumpers Bridge at 2 o’clock!”
…
“can i get a ride?”
🐙ptoothfish🐙
npub1f3…3m9fl
2026-04-10 19:17:39 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…kgyp
Author Public Key
npub1f3l6au4fetun05gt6qhfgz5sxwv2zad93f3at938nw85c39gpd8sy3m9flSeen on
wss://relay.ditto.pubPublished at
2026-04-10 19:17:39 UTCEvent JSON
{
"id": "41dcdc84b9332deb2437b7b69cc0064dc8c729e4842c8fbf5b03871025871bdc",
"pubkey": "4c7faef2a9caf937d10bd02e940a903398a175a58a63d596279b8f4c44a80b4f",
"created_at": 1775848659,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"e",
"5872df86872ff95ebd3dcaa14222034731ccb7fe15a587c7d323e6ad3ef3a66e",
"wss://relay.ditto.pub",
"reply"
],
[
"proxy",
"https://mastodon.nz/users/ptoothfish/statuses/116382017768066678",
"activitypub"
],
[
"client",
"Mostr",
"31990:6be38f8c63df7dbf84db7ec4a6e6fbbd8d19dca3b980efad18585c46f04b26f9:mostr",
"wss://relay.ditto.pub"
]
],
"content": "why did you hurl yourself down a sand dune and rupture your spleen?\n\n“all my friends were doing it”\n\nif all your friends were jumping off a bridge…\n\n“omg! i forgot! i’m meeting all my friends at Jumpers Bridge at 2 o’clock!”\n\n…\n\n“can i get a ride?”",
"sig": "678495e9a4bfe28db661b824d435d6e7f8fd20db42960b40826c0120b8bdc62629d0a7c98fd9af4d2b6b5d56db29fda9f66902e30d18d3349448be5c4ab0f0dc"
}