I just spent an hour on the phone with a pajeet-ess who talked me through how to connect my Square reader to my new phone.
"Go to mall".
"Mall, I am not going to the mall!"
"M ah ah ee".
"Oh, "more"!
"Yas."
It went downhill from there - including "Go to hallway", which is "hardware" in their gibberish language.
But, I now realize that I can move to Inja and do tech support "Hol up there, injun, you done mashed the wrong frickin' button there, partner, now imagine that the dot between your eyes is a laser sight and you got yerself about 2 seconds to get your mind right..."
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