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Anarchic Teapoltergeist ⚧️ on Nostr: Time for that GBS joke: Shaw: Madam, would you sleep with me for a million pounds? ...

Time for that GBS joke:

Shaw: Madam, would you sleep with me for a million pounds?
Actress: My goodness. Well, I'd certainly think about it.
Shaw: Would you sleep with me for a pound?
Actress: Certainly not! What kind of woman do you think I am?!
Shaw: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.