BECAUSE OPENAI IS MADE OF FUCKBOIS WHO CAN’T FIGURE OUT EVEN BASIC SECURITY
This has always been a PR stunt.
Shit doesn’t ‘escape containment’ if you leave the front door, back door, and all the windows open.
It literally did what you told it to do, and did it with the programming you gave it.
https://www.reuters.com/business/openai-finds-evidence-other-ai-agents-escaped-containment-it-widens-hacking-2026-07-31/
CM Harrington
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2026-08-01 00:34:38 UTC
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