Xas :tinoflag: on Nostr: The universe clearly doesn't want anything gingerly to happen in this whare this ...
The universe clearly doesn't want anything gingerly to happen in this whare this morning, bcos firstly the same unnamed person might have not shut the fridge door properly overnight and so has had a cleanup to perform. Then, while unpacking the grocery delivery, dropped a 500ml of energy drink, which proceeded to explode all over the kitchen. 🙃
Seriously contemplating burning some sage or sacrificing a chicken or somesuch...
Not naming names, but people who did yardwork y-day bcos it was such a lovely day, might have crispy fried one of their legs in doing so, so is taking it veeeeery gingerly today. 😬 👀
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