Incident Responders: people name their systems silly names. What's the silliest name you've had to put into an incident communication or report? The one time you wrote "SPONGEBOB was compromised" or "the hackers logged in to NIRVANA" and couldn't stop giggling?
#IncidentResponse #HostNames #Humor
Emily Gladstone Cole
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