Customer: Our Government requires ISPs to Block VoIP traffic, what would you recommend?
Me: Either an IPSec VPN or a Violent and Bloody Revolution.
Customer: ......
Me: Would you like be to suggest some models of Guillotine
Sam Machin
npub1ql…xwz85
2026-04-16 09:53:11 UTC
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2026-04-16 09:53:11 UTCEvent JSON
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