New damage types just dropped for #ToddlerDnD
Eyeglass nose pad punched into eye socket
Damage: 2d12 blinding
Toe broken by dropped wooden block
Damage: 3d10 swearing
Nailbed bit while feeding piece of banana to Toddler
Damage: 2d6 radiating
Shoulder dislocated from sleeping on floor in one specific comforting position
Damage: 1d12 permanent
Stepping on D4 discarded in shag carpet:
... actually that was the DM's fault
#parenting #ttrpg
Zalka Csenge Virág, PhD
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