> be me
> need a literal ton of chicken and rabbit food and bedding
> notice the Tractor Supply website finally works
> order 60 50lb bags of critter food, free delivery with “subscribe and save” or whatever the fuck
> clear a space in the gravel pad, put pallet forks on the tractor, ready to move it
> 6PM no delivery, fuck it we have stuff to do
> on our way home, “vehicle detected in the Driveway”
> 400lb nigger with a truck chucking loose bags onto my driveway
Mmmmmm yeah.
Matt Hamilton
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