I live with someone who's #masculinity is so fragile that they can't aim into the toilet to save their life, but would rather pee everywhere then clean/mop it up than just sit down.
He is nice otherwise, but he got yelled at by the female house manager several times, and I am just wondering if I am about to see someone end up #homeless for the dumbest reason imaginable.
Though at least I wouldn't feel the need to only use the other bathroom cuz...
...Man that's gross.
#writing #humor
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