Add Bezos to the list of wayward billionaires who are far at better blowing things up and destroying everything than exploring space. His Blue Origins rocket went bye-bye today in spectacular fashion.
Meanwhile, Musk is probably just jealous that Bezos made an even bigger and more environmentally disastrous fireball than him. But don't worry folks, he already has someone holding his beer...
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