“you’re going to get stuck. You’re stuck now.”
oma-goodness:
Having the most ridiculous conversation with a wasp right now. I’m eating the heel of a loaf of sourdough and leftover Welsh rarebit.
“Hi there! Oh, no, don’t - don’t land in my cheese sauce, what are you… you’re going to get stuck. You’re stuck now. Here, climb on this piece of bread.”
“You like the bread? Yeah, you’re chewing on it for sure - here, I’ll pull you off some of the center that’s softer. You can bring it home for your babies. You don’t - okay, you like the crust better, okay.
Could I have the rest of my lunch, please? 🥺”
“you’re going to get stuck. You’re stuck now.”
It’s the next day and I’m STILL chuckling about this.
Critters, pets, kids, other adults - you clearly tell them what’s about to happen and then. Guess what. Damn fool’s stuck in the cheese.
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