high school student, graduating one week from today, attending a one-on-one school. She has a biology research project due next week.
OK great, what's the assignment:
"Well, my biology teacher gave me a plant that was dying and then it died and that's my research project."
OK, give me more details
"No more details. She just said 'the plant is your research project.'"
what kind of plant.
"I don't know. We called it Olivia."
I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
Bronwyn Harris
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