Voltairine 🥞🚩🖥 ⚛️ 🚀🏳️⚧️ on Nostr: Solar bros: "We need to use the sun as our source of energy" Me: *starts starlifting ...
Solar bros: "We need to use the sun as our source of energy"
Me: *starts starlifting the sun and extracting uranium from it*
Solar bros: "Wait no not like that"
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