Ok I thought I was taking crazy pills because for the past four autumns I've had a giant house spider show up and kick it in my bathroom. Always missing the same back left leg. The coincidence was starting to feel weird but I looked them up and apparently females can live 5-6 years. So maybe it's been Clarice this whole time.
But I would prefer that she spend time not in my shower when I'm trying to use it :(
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