“If she wants to continue being the Starbucks mascot in the Volunteer State, she’s gonna have to volunteer showing her seajunk to someone who can confirm if and where she has a mochacloaca.”
Tennessee Legislators Demand Genital Check of Starbucks Mermaid: https://theneedling.com/2026/09/01/tennessee-legislators-demand-genital-check-of-starbucks-mermaid/
