Earlier today. Picture the scene:
The Middle of Lidl.
Stevan: Well, it would be useful, but I can't really justify it.
Herself: Oh, just get it.
Stevan's puts it in the trolley.
Later, as we walked past the aisle, two folk near the Power Planer
Him: Well, it would be useful, but....
Her: Oh just get it!
He puts it in the trolley.
How many times a day does this scene play out?
Stevan
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