QUANTUM COMPUTERS ARE COMING!
Experts say they’ll crack your encryption in minutes (or decades. Or never. To be honest, we really don’t fucking know- sources vary!)
In 2035, the megacorps control everything! Your data? Hacked. Your bitcoin? Now Saylor’s.
You think the inflated groceries you have in your smart fridge are safe? Think again! Rogue AIs from the future cannot afford groceries and you should be concerned
BUT not here at cyberpunk apartments dot com
Because here at cyberpunk apartments dot com we are rolling out…
The Quantum Barrier™
You and your family can now be protected from threats that may or may not exist! Because why wait for the singularity when you can overpay for peace of mind today!?
May or may not include:
- superposition parking: your spot is free… until someone else observes as theirs!
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Namaste 🙏
Brie / DagzTagz
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