And I in my basement, with rope round my neck,
Heard the last of the list get redacted to heck.
The blacked-out names smiled as the noose tightened sweet,
Merry Christmas, you fucksβhope the Mossad brings treats.
To Epstein, to Bondi, to the whole rotten lot:
May your βsuicidesβ come quick, and your screams hit the spot.
Happy holidays, pedosβsleep tight in your cellsβ¦
Or donβt. We all know how that story ends well.