#MicroFiction #TootFic
I'm on the phone to printer tech support, trying to find out why my printer keeps giving out of magenta warnings and refusing to print.
"There is another way."
- What?
"In the license agreement you will see there is an unsubscribe option."
- How?
"For the one-off fee of selling your soul to Satan you can have a lifetime of trouble-free printing."
- I'll take it!
So I've submitted my thesis. Sure I'm damned for eternity, but I now have a Dr in front of my name.
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