Coffee time!
I once auditioned for a place in a band named "The Chick Peas", it did not go well.
Can you play drums? No.
Can you play guitar? No.
Can you play anything? No.
Can you actually sing? Yes.
Hummus a tune then.
NormanDunbar
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2026-06-05 11:35:10 UTC
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