"Fresh meat!" Eugen hollers, as another batch of new accounts enters the fediverse.
Shouts rise up throughout the timeline, echoing down the halls:
"Follow hashtags!" they yell.
"There's no algorithm!", others respond.
"If you don't post anything or set up your profile, we won't follow back!" cries another.
Voices somewhere along the line begin chanting "Linux Linux Linux"
Then, all at once, a deep voice penetrates the din: "Don't you dare forget Alt Text!"
Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus
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