"Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for 'marketing purposes.' It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear.
Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared."
Absolute gold.
https://archive.is/hEF7I#selection-5117.485-5117.643
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