I live in a two-story condo with one other unit. There is a common area with a hallway, a staircase of 16 steps (plus landing) and an elevator
Because I am on crutches, I've been taking it multiple times a day for the last five days. I have determined that it is the slowest elevator probably anywhere on the planet. Today I finally took video and timed it
It takes just over a minute from the time the door closes until the door opens to travel one floor
This building was built in 2019
Kim Scheinberg
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2026-02-07 03:06:43 UTC
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