I need to buy some pants that FIT. Carnivore is great in that your body says "oh thank God" and goes around patching things up and putting on muscle with zero effort, but now one of my remaining ok trousers don't fit in the calves. 😆
I was very happy for a couple of years, cooked more of a Paleo diet, and gained a little weight with nesting. If you're a hamplanet weight just falls off with carnivore, but if it's like 15 lbs you are going to have to wait in line to get back into your retro Wranglers.
Me: What if weight loss?
My Body, hopped up on steak: Nah, first we're going to flatten every single keloid scar back to childhood. Then we're going to fill in every single remaining pock mark from chicken pox.
(True story, this happened the first time in 2022)
Me: but
My Body: I'M NOT FINISHED. in the meantime your calves are also going to look stupid. I have an idea, what if your pants are looser but they get stuck on your calves? 🤣
Me: Goddammit
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